Sunday, October 19, 2014

Grapefruit What???

I am part of a very Vanilla Mom's group on Facebook. It is great to read about all the crazy marriages and the husband bashing and everything that they think is Taboo. It is full of "My hubby didn't carry out the trash" or "My hubby actually wants ME to cook dinner?!?!" They would die if they knew what kind of marriage I have with Sir. But that is for another day.

Lately they have been talking about Grapefruit Blowjobs. Yes. You read that right. Here is a instructional video. Really Go watch that video. The sounds kill me.

The women in this group are all over this. Some can not believe women would give blowjobs (that is just degrading) and others think this is just so KINKY! The wives are all running to the store to buy grapefruits and are posting pictures of their prepared fruit. They ask each other for tips on how to give a good blow job. And the stories of how they did it and what hubby said/did. It is the craziest sex act they have ever done. Poor vanilla women.

It makes for some very interesting reading.

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  1. Lol. I'd love to read those comments lol

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    1. I will work on copying some of the comments. :)

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  2. Please, share the comments. I would love to read too.

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    1. I just watched the video. I'm dying laughing. My Master would know it wasn't my mouth. That will keep my from deep throating, which is never a good thing.

      Thanks for the laugh-seriously.

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    2. It still makes me laugh and I watched the video Days ago! Sir wouldn't like it either and that is ok with me. I don't like food and sex. It just seems wrong! lol

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    3. I just emailed it to Master asking that since He has requested I start paying attention to my diet if I should bring a prepared grapefruit the next time I see Him. I'm dying laughing.

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  3. A friend of ours was talking about the ladies in her neighborhood and she mentions "Don't you want to know who the town drinkers are? Who the freaky sex couple is?" And there it was. I literally just started laughing. WE are the freaky sex couple! I really wanted to out us, but I just kept laughing!
    I'm going to have to watch that video!!
    XOXO Pearl

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    1. I LOVE those conversations. My best Vanilla friend was mortified to find out a mutual acquaintance of ours likes Anal. She could not believe anyone would let their husbands do "that" to them. I just smiled and nodded along, :)

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